just call me cliffard.

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 18:14:16 GMT

god dammit, i fucked my ears up once again...i HAVE to play this show coming up, you have no idea how much it meens to me. i worked so hard and came so far to play again, about one year to be exact. and now ive been recording and working with tj to get the top secret episode going. I'm tired of letting him down. listen up, i need everyones hope. April 1.

goodbye.

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 00:32:40 GMT

i have no fucking life, i am an ebay faggot now. hahahaha

check out my items...
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ50QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQsassZecho2Q2d9QQssPageNameZDBQ3aOtherItems

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 03:02:55 GMT

well you guys can definitely count on the top secret episode's first show to be soon! we were supposed to play on the 28th, but greg likes to take over shows and not let us play. me and steven were seeing if teej can get one set on on feb 4th. i can't promise anything right now. but when we do play, this will be my first show in like 10 months. so you bitches better be show up.

www.thetopsecretepisode.tk

-fordi

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 04:41:36 GMT

after 2 hours, i finally finished the breif case.

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 03:01:00 GMT

the best email i've ever received.

Cliffard: If you want to put your trust in what I know, you will believe me-- not the info on all the boards from sufferers--that hyperacusis is completely curable/reversable. And, permanently, so you can play your music for the rest of your life in any level of sound. If you like you can read on my web site: torturedbysound.com. If you want and are able to see Dr. Pawel Jastreboff, he will reverse your sound intolerance in no time flat! He is at Emory U in Atlanta.
Best Wishes,
Carol Brook
torturedbysound.com-for additional info

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 07:05:02 GMT

2004: lets remember.

aural sun.

hyperacusis completely wacked my life.
a nice relationship for about half the year.
started wearing womans clothing.
driving.
new friends.
grandma died.
i had a birthday.

-fordi

terribly sorry for the extremely large gif. it is a bit lame, but watch it any how, bitches.
ill just post the link so it dosn't tear your computer down to a crawl. its probably going to run mega slow as well.
http://members.cox.net/amannamedcliff/finished.gif

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 05:35:48 GMT

tonight, we'll fly away.

Fri, 24 Dec 2004 22:54:41 GMT

ight bitches. worked for hours.
tell your friends.

http://thetopsecretepisode.tk/

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 00:37:48 GMT

jorb interview, wednesday. hot, eh?

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 19:50:41 GMT

[ok ok ok], lets get straight down to business, bitch. i should probably stop skipping school. i slept through school today.

my dad [is] getting his surgery today. lets hope it works. he has been in bed for like 2 weeks. id be depressed. i guess you can compare it to my ears.

[today], im thinking about going out to the mall. i'll apply for the woman stores. i'll fit in nicely. it'd be nice to be a computer tech at best bizzle. but i bet you have to be 18.

[lastnight] visited my father at the hospital.

[plans;(thisweek)] im supposed to go thrift store shopping with brittney jivivnineeeew on 2sday.

[plans;(thisweekend)] chill with chris, cassie, dustin, and christen on friday i do beleive. suzie wants to chill as well. and cristen. i have to make plans.

peace, im out.
killa dilla.

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 05:30:31 GMT

yesterday: i chilled with Cristen from like 6 to 11. we drove down the road and stuff and got free food from famous a's. (thanks to her friend)

today: chris and i. got kicked out of kroger for riding the old people mobils. the manager said "hey those are riding, not for playing with." what did he think we were doing? playing hopschotch? who knows. and then he kept yelling because they were going to slow. we took our business else where. like win-dixi. oh yes, we cleaned a couch.

once i get a jorb. im saving.

http://store.yahoo.com/accessoriesland/fufis5.html
^.thats the camera.^

fordi pants.

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 18:58:20 GMT

true love is keeping moldy french fries and puting gum in your belly button.

goodbye.
Clay² ™
April 30, 2004 - November 26, 2004 :time of my life.

room, you need a bath.

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 15:32:00 GMT

:thursday: cleansed my room...not to shabby, if i do say so myself.

:currently: waiting on Claire to wake up. she is coming over today. and eating this oatmeal.

goodbye.
fordi in the box.

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 18:31:12 GMT

thursday: to the doctol! i have a bad case of ugly.

friday: let me tell you a thing or two. friday was the shizzzzz. heres what went down, yo. my parents went out of town for the week end. i was planning on Claire coming over, but her father could not bring her. well i called that suzie pants...on the phone. she picked up the phone. suzie likes to get lost meeting people at william byrd so i met her at laura's store. suzie and i drove up the mountain to my house. strobe light. wheel chair. ghetto drums. need i say more? later we went to to dustins. yes, dustin's. soon after we left and threw five people in lucy. haha the bears of course were the only two with seat belts. so i had some fun with a little thing called slamming on the brakes. at my house. we all ran around naked. with clothes on. i took suzie back to dexter(ex. mo) at the parking lot. i decided to go to suzie's house because i know all those playas wanted to do was do sizzex.. at suzie's. i did not stay long for suzie and her mother had to go out, but i did receive the baddest pants i own. MEGA ULTRA tight...around my hunny buns. and suzie left her brown dead bear suit. and i found the baddest green 80's jacket in my house! oh let me tell you. its my brothers old t-ball jacket. i told you, bitch. heh heh! back to my house. soon after. wal mart with 4 hoes(2 man hoes and 2 woman hoes) in my car. at wizzle mizzle. we were all crippled old people. we drove the old people mobils and pretened to be disabled. i had fun. we all did. cassie likes to take condoms. haha. we departed at 11:30. killa dilla, willy white, and action jackson(stupid cupid!) didn't come home til about 3:30 am. hahahaha lets see. we took about 5 scare crows from random yards, 9 traffic cones from various streets, for sell signs, and frigin 80 million punkins. haha we made a road block with traffic cones along with scare crows sticking in the cones. and pumkins. and set up a for sell sign at stone bridge and put the remaining scare crows on a swing and beside the sign and gave the horses pumkin hats. that is all. goodbye.

clizzard has a cold. :-(

fordi pants.

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 04:24:18 GMT

hello journal.

woke up. got out of bed. dragged a comb across my head.
today i drove with chris to a bizzuncha places.
tomarow i will drive to Claire's house with toojle.
halloween was great. with Claire it was even better.
i need gas money!
donations anyone?
Claire is leaving this weekend.
oh boy...
well, i will see her tomarow after school.
I'm rubbing a bush in all you kerry lovers faces. haha
who needs a doctol.
school isn't so perfect.
i should bring my grades up.
i need new woman pants, these are dumbo.
driving is better than walking.
ears are geting better.
oh yes, photos any one?

goodbye.

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:21:11 GMT

new artwork.

enjoy

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:19:24 GMT

oh wow thats a bizzuncha school work. but this oatmeal was good.

twenty-two days til that license becomes valid, bitch!

goodbye.

i love your guts.

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 15:54:25 GMT

hello journal. yes, im at my grandma's house this weekend. but dont you worry because ill be back...oh yes i shall be back.

oh i have so much school work to get caught up on and so do not want to do it. i have about 2 or 3 weeks til i go back to that school. i must get caught up before i can go back. man i can not wait to get the ears of my dreams. wow...just the thought of playing again is better than sex. haha! we all know im just pulling your leg, so why dont you just give me your other leg so i can pull it as well. but yes, i miss my life of being in the band. right now, im thinking its going to be about 3 to 4 months before ill be playing again...depressing yet exciting. i orderd another remedy the other day, but this time im trying the extra sstrenth, im not sure if it makes you heal faster or what, but it sounded cool so i got it.

i think the last time i was at my grandmas was when back in one of my first posts in this journal, but who knows? I sure dont! mmwHA!

I was talking to Claire last night on the phizzone. yep, she fell asleep again, i love that bunny. haha i remember i used to do the same to her in the summer...man...great times.

juno isn't to bad for dial, especially because it tis free, the only think is the banner ad at the top and the random pop ups every now and again. but other than that i would suggest it. but i would not prefer it. if that makes sence. haha bah.

i have rediscovered the baddest game ever. thats right, its bad as bejesus. mario 64 is the shit bitch. i suggest any one with an old nintendo lying around go play it again. or get the rom.

claire and i have decided to start a small project. not to much info on this yet, but ill keep you posted fo sho.

to fo schoo! claire knows what im talking about! heh heh!

nothing, heh heh, what are you doing, i choose.... that one.

also i must say that the k word remains the hottest in my heart foeva. it just dosn't seem to become old guys. if you dont agree with me your a bastard pany. haha. ah this makes me want to cry...

and one last thing. fred durst is wack.

goodbye.
cliffard

a coat hanger or a punch in the stomach will do.

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 04:23:14 GMT

sunday. arrived at home from beach. yes, there was some good times there. chris came along and we became professional boogie-boarders. and we ate ice cream and such.

sampson and sanferd. is. a. badd. car. toon. just a little somthing me and chris wrote. if you want to take a gander at a better quality version just holla really loudly, but not to loud as it would hurt my ear balls.
here is a mega low quality version.(some of the text is not legible)
http://members.cox.net/midwesternhorrors/sampsonandsanferd-ep1(small).WMV
i will most definitely keep you posted about...episode two. which i think will be a beach setting. im thinking about making a website for the cartoons, but no money as i need a shinto amount of space and i cant run my own server because cox is a bunch of bastard panys...bah.

about my ears. i really do think there geting there. its going ultra slow, but im pretty sure there geting there.

ive finished my behind the whizzheel class and recieved my temp license, but i cant drive til nov 3. it shall be fun.

and now the tar baby's cup.

Claire came over today and it was most excellent indeed. but then she left and i became lonley.

airplane time.
goodbye.

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 13:41:26 GMT

this school work is gross.

yes.

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:30:05 GMT

hello journal.

Claire came over yesterday. wow, i had a nice time.

chuckie cheeses tomarow. hope it isn't to noisy for ears.

need to make a trip to the cool will.

about a month on the remedy now.

some improvments...not much.

bah.

missing the music.

42 days til' driving.

the sims 2 is gooder than most video games.

period.

the stamp act or the top secret episode?

wonder how long this remedy will take...

wow.

goodbye.
cliffard.

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 22:03:32 GMT

just finished geting stronger. soon i will be a built cliffard...and my shirts will fit cool.

goodbye.

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 14:23:04 GMT

september 12, 2004 7:00 am - grandma passed away peacefully while she was sleeping in room 647 of lewis gale hospital.

hello journal.

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 00:48:16 GMT

alright. lets post.

alot going on. not to sure where i should begin with my story.

Grandma went into respiratory arrest the other day. man i hate to see her like that, she didnt look to happy. Ive been seeing Claire alot since she was in the hospital(its right near her house)which is good. i liked it. i liked it all except the part about grandma. They finnaly have her off the respirator and she's now on oxygen. She isn't doing that well. Things seem to be geting worse as time persist. im not gonna say she is dying, for the fact that no one knows what is going to happan. i cant loose her, who would be here to make fun of the fat colored people...

yesterday. finally got to see my friends, its been 3 weeks, because i had to quit school(ears). man i hate my ears, have i told you this? maybe. i hate to say things seem to be geting worse, but i cant lie to myself...it seems that way. I hope this remedy kicks in soon and start whooping that hyperacusis's bastards fizzucking ass...shit...bitch. but you know how that goes. my ears are really starting to get to me, i cant get my mind of these things, probably cause everything i do bothers them...not sure why i deserved this, but i geuss i did...everything happands for a reason. I beleive it helped my relationship with Claire alot, maybe thats the reason for it. who knows. i just want new ears. and its pretty fucked up if and ear specialist dosn't even know anything about it. im pretty sure i know more about hyperacusis than he does. bastard panys, thats all i have to say...bastard panys. just because its MEGA ULTRA rare (1 in 50,000) dosn't meen some one shouldnt study this. bah. ah just take me to the hospital, i'm sick. ive been blowed up. but yesterday was gooder. me, Josh, Dustin, and Chris went out to to the mall. thats where the woman pants shopping took place. dustin tryed on a mini skirt in pacific sun. i can always count on russ to turn me on. its pretty cool though, maybe weird. I dont even feel weird about looking/trying on woman's clothing anymore, at first it seemed strange trying things on in woman stores. no longer. its pretty sick. I like it, and you should to. after the woman pants it was wizzle mizzle time. we were about to ride bikes to mc donalds until the bastard pany worker man said "hey, dont ride that bike". oh well. thats when the idea broke loose. Toys R us bitch! riding bikes was sick there. and let me tell you the civil war with pogo sticks was most excellent.

now im home. i think about my ears once again. can't stand the guitar. tragedy. no music. i keep the same wish. let it stop. let me be cured. cliff.

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:32:37 GMT

its been sad Cliffard latley. i cant take being isolated from everyone for so long and not being able to do anything about it. tragedy indeed. someone come see me!
all my friends are going to the incubus show, wish i could go.

farewell
fordi pants.